I've officially fucking had it with these SAVE NATURE AND THE ANIMALS people. I realized that I finally have to write something on this subject.

I eat meat goddamn it leave me alone. I don't have an outright problem with vegetarianism. If that is your thing, then it's your thing, whether you're doing it for your moral standards, your health or what have you. But don't fuckin' tell me when I'm trying to eat my hamburger that I shouldn't be eating it. It's my body, and I'll do what I want with it. I smoke, I eat meat..and Jesus Christ if I want to eventually weigh 500 goddamned pounds then I WILL. Did God come down from Heaven and tap you and only you to go around trying to convert everyone to the wonders of vegetarianism? Jeez it's like being around fundamentalists. Now I know a few vegetarians who don't go around telling everyone not to eat meat, and they are perfect! That's great. If you think about it, vegetarianism isn't really natural. Animals kill other animals all the time. And don't give me that "Well they don't have the knowledge to do otherwise." Fuck you. They have instincts just like humans do and humans have always killed animals for their meat.

Next on my list of society's rejects: Nature lovers. Not the ones who love to hike and mountain climb, etc. The ones who hug trees and would probably had sex with a tree if they were compatible. I especially adore the tree huggers who have bumper stickers on their cars. First of all, if you love nature so much, you shouldn't drive a car because cars do pollute the environment. Secondly, KNOCK KNOCK, bumper stickers are made of paper you dolt. Why don't you go buy yourself a new pair of Birkenstocks and ride your bike down to the coffee house while you're listening to music that is NOT mainstream whatsoever? I have toilet paper to wipe my ass with and paper to write on. And you know what, there's plenty of damn trees. I don't think we should stop cutting down trees. I think we should eliminate some of the idiots who are using up oxygen and shouldn't be. Like, convicts. Send them ALL to the moon, every one of them. And put it on pay per view so the government could balance the budget. There, then we could wipe a few more unimportant people out and BAM, more oxygen for the rest of us that aren't complete fuckwads.

Now I was told by someone that the people who protest deforestation have no problem with pine tree farms. What they protest against is the cutting down of old growth trees and lots of habitat for wildlife. I still say: Fuck 'em. A tree is a tree. No matter where it is, whether it's on a farm or just out somewhere in a forest, it's being cut down for man. I hope you're not taking the time to assign importance to trees. Now that's just plain stupid.

Why don't you people who are so concerned with nature go save some unattractive animals or something? It seems like the only ones you are interested in are the cute little fuzzy ones. Go save a sloth or a mandrill or a big red-assed ape.

But of course, that's just my opinion....and while it's a good one, it's not the only one.