Fear And Loathing In North Carolina
Miscellaneous

"I Don't Have Pet Peeves, I Have Major Psychotic Fuckin' Hatreds." -George Carlin

Here are a few things that didn't really fit under any category but I thought I'd put my twenty-five cents in:

1. EATING DISORDERS
Anorexics and bulemics get on my nerves. What the hell is wrong with these people?? This "disease" if you want to call it that, has got to have it's origins in the United States, the land of shallowness. A country that people who are capable of eating a nice meal either choose not to, or choose to throw it back up later. How fuckin' retarded! And if you'll notice, it's PRIMARILY a white, middle class teenage disease. No, you'll never see poor anorexic people. Some rich bitch doesn't want to eat? FINE, give her food to a starving child who WISHES that he or she had food available every day. Meanwhile, rich girl over there can starve herself skinny. *Rolls eyes*

2. COLUMBINE
Enough. Why is it that whenever something awful happens, it's on the news for a million years? Then, the people say they want to forget it, but they constantly bring it up. Just admit that you're tired of hearing about Columbine. I know it was bad, and I don't condone it in any way, but why must we hear about it every time the school wins a football game? No one broadcasted MY high school winning a football game. Is that because my school didn't get shot up? Columbine gets their own college fund because of what happened. My school was a very good school but um, we don't have our own fund. But shouldn't we? For being a good school where students, for the most part, get along with each other without major disruptions? I'm sorry, but just because a tragedy happens in a school doesn't mean we should hear about every time they go to the bathroom.

3. OPS
If you use IRC, you KNOW what I'm talking about. I'm talking about some of these defects that don't hold any power in real life, so they get online onto their channel or "piece of turf" and kick everyone out who doesn't agree with them. Anyone without a totally servile attitude towards the ops bigotry, ESPECIALLY in #christiandebate, gets kicked. If you don't know what I'm talking about, go to www.mirc.com to download mirc, get a handle on it, then go into the channels, and you see those people with an @ beside their name? They, for the most part, are VERY idiotic, childish people. Not all, but some, especially on the christian debate channels. EXCEPT for #Christian/Debate, who are pretty fair and #Christian_Debate where it's almost impossible to get kicked.

4. CHILDREN IN PUBLIC
I realize you have to to take your children out with you. But could you please strap them to your ankle or something? I know how it is trying to take three kids under 10 years of age in a store. I've taken my two nephews and my niece in a store with me. But they knew how to act. They didn't run around like wild animals, pushing other people out of the way. Also, if you're going to take your kids to a ballgame, don't just let them run around and bump into people. If another little kid bumps into me at a football game, I'm gonna haul off on him or her. Keep your kids disciplined. No, I don't mean beat them half to death, a little pop on the behind or time-out, whatever works for you.

5. In English
Are we still in America? With all the immigration, it's hard to know really. Of course, in a way, we are all from immigrant families. I mean, we wouldn't live over here if our ancestors wouldn't have immigrated over here. I support immigration in some cases, legal immigration. And I understand why people want to come over to the United States. Some people suffer atrocities in their country, and if I were in their situation, I would move too. But, if you are going to come to this country, here's a little advice. LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH. There is no reason why you shouldn't speak english. We speak it here. If you were moving to any other country that didn't speak your language, you would have to learn their language. I think, and a lot of people are with me, that it's pretty sad when you open a book of instructions for something you buy, and you have trouble finding YOUR OWN LANGUAGE in the book. I have to flip through the Spanish pages, and the French pages, etc..etc. I can understand that you need a little help along the way, but buy you some "Hooked on Phonics", and learn your ENGLISH.


6. THE KKK
Do I even need to say more? The KKK is about as smart as The Three Stooges. Hmm, three letters in the name, Three stooges....See the coincidence? Actually, I call them the RRD - Retarded Rednecks in Drag. Anyways, I realize the group started OUT as a white pride thing, but it's not anymore. The only people in this group are close-minded bigots. Yes that's true, and whether or not you want to admit it, you know it's true. These people need to take off their stupid little dunce caps and robes. Quit drinkin' yer Natural Lite beer and going to "wrasslin" matches. No wonder you hate black people, they have the job YOU COULD HAVE HAD if you would get off your beer belly ass.

7. MOPEDS
Maybe it's just me, but isn't it kind of sad to see these old, fat men riding mopeds? Especially when they have a big, bad motorcycle helmet on. That's just hysterical to me. They have the bad ass flames painted on their motorcycle helmet, dressed in leather, and they're going down the road at a blinding 25 miles per hour. I can't help but giggle.

But of course, this is just my opinion...and while it's a good one, it's not the only one.

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