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Hoorah! This page is about different celebrities and their little quirks, whether it be paranoia or what have you. Dustin, Laura, Jennifer, and Erica will probably find this the funniest since they know the background but I promise, hilarity will ensue. Enjoy!
"WE'RE 50!"
N'Sync are getting a bit old. Can you picture them at age 50, 60, or even 70 dancing it up on cars, getting their swerve on? Nast. I don't need to see that. Please just stop. You look RIDICULOUS.
"I EAT CHILDREN!"
Want to know how Cher stays so youthful looking despite being 800 years old? Well, our Cher gave a new twist to Elizabeth Bathory's idea and not only bathes in the blood of children, she also EATS them! Oh sure, sometimes she'll snag a teen here or there, but mostly, it's the fresh young kids.
"I'M JESUS!"
Scott Stapp, leader of Creed, seems to have a "I-am-God-look-at-me" complex of some sort. You know, if you really were Jesus, you'd be a lot less annoying and probably better looking too. I mean, hell, you'd be God. Plus, you'd sing in a normal voice.
"I'M ALTERNATIVE, I SWEAR!!"
Michelle stinkin' Branch swears up and down she's alternative but she sounds rather pop-ish if you ask me. Just because you play a guitar doesn't make you alternative. THIS GOES FOR AVRIL LAVIGNE TOO...stupid cuntrag.
"QUIT TALKING ABOUT ME!"
In a recent interview, Nas repeatedly said "All those people talking about me, you know what I'm sayin?" No Nas, we don't. Who the hell are you? And who are ALL the hordes of people you think are talking about you? Paranoid freak.
"I SWEAR I'M NOT DEE SNIDER FROM TWISTED SISTER!"
Christina Aguilera has been looking a bit rough the past few years. It's the effect of an epidemic I call "caked on makeup that you never take off." WE all know Dee Snider is under there somewhere and we're not gonna take it!
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