Fear And Loathing In North Carolina
A Lil' About Me

I'm The Person You Wish You Were. Just Kidding.

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It's me....lookin' all gothy for some reason

Hi guys, my name is Holland as you probably have already read. I live in a small town in North Carolina and I'm 21 years old. I'm 5'5", blackish red hair a little past my shoulders, and greenish brown eyes.  My birthday is June 10, 1982 and I'm a left-handed Gemini (man why does this sound like a personal ad?). Oh yeah and I got a green 2000 Honda Civic.  

I'm currently a sales associate at the Wal*Mart jewelry counter.  Haha.  Ghetto fabulous but I like it.  BUT I am a writer/alcoholic (which I think to be one, you need to be the other but thats just me). JUST LIKE MY MEN: F. Scott Fitzgerald and Hunter S. Thompson.  My hobbies include reading, writing, singing, dancin', driving around in my Honda that I adore and am paying for on my own thank you. Hmm..drinking, smoking, drinking some more, smoking some more, well you get the drift.

As far as music goes, I listen to Rufus Wainwright,  Starsailor, Matchbox Twenty, EVE 6, Stage, AM Radio, Counting Crows, Tantric, Ozzy Osbourne, Linkin Park, No Doubt,  Robbie Williams, a little Tori Amos, Savage Garden...you name it...I like 80's music too. My favorite food at the moment: Strawberry Poptarts with NO frosting and a glass of tea.

Other things I actually LIKE: The movie Ghost World,  the comic "Molly And Poo," Spongebob Squarepants, The Fairly Oddparents, Unsolved Mysteries, City Confidential, "You're On The Case Tuesdays" on the Discovery Channel, Monty Python, "Absolutely Fabulous" and "Are You Being Served?," George Carlin, Dennis Miller, Jeremy Hotz, Ellen Degeneres, Julia Sweeny, Saturday Night Live, gobstoppers, chatting online, small cars with trailer hitches, bandaids, Neosporin, and other stuff to come when I remember it.  

I'm really sarcastic BUT I am a caring person so don't think I'm all mean or anything.  Or do.  Whatever gets you through the day.  I'm just kinda witty I guess. Well crazy, witty, whatever goes you know. I'm pretty laid back. I REALLY hope you enjoy my site. But please, keep the drama at the door. Don't be hatin' on mah site yo. Nah, really, I don't give a fuck if you like it or not *shrugs* I like it, that's what matters. Have A Good Time!

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Taken from "Hell's Angels: A Strange And Terrible Saga" by: Hunter S. Thompson.
"Thompson has become the F. Scott Fitzgerald of our time." --Steve Moore

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"Holy Jesus what are these goddamned animals!??" -quote from the book and movie "Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas" by the genius Hunter S. Thompson